Sayings about eldery people

Funny Sayings about Old Age 

These sayings are taken from google.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. - Anonymous

Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Sir Norman Wisdom

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. - Carrie Fisher

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. - Richard Needham

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'. - Claude Pepper

You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type. - Bob Hope

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the Internet. - Unknown

Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. - Unknown

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. - Robert Brault

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. - Ronald Blythe